$STONZI

how_to_play.txt — five steps into the pyramid

How to play

You deposit a memecoin and walk out with tokenized stocks. Early earns at the expense of late — and the countdown to collapse is public. Here's the whole loop:

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Get $STONZI

Buy $STONZI on Flap (bonding curve) or Uniswap. It's your entry ticket — the only asset the protocol takes.

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Connect

Open the dashboard, connect your wallet on Robinhood Chain. Reading the numbers needs no wallet; depositing does.

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Deposit

Call deposit(). Every deposit splits live: 56% buys stocks, 25% to holders, 15% burned, 4% to the reserve.

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Earn stocks

Call claimRewards() anytime → receive tokenized NVDA / AAPL / TSLA… Pick one or split across several. Real* exposure, not another memecoin.

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Watch & exit

The Burn Index counts the days until collapse — in the open. Time your exit. Or ride it to zero. You knew what this was.

Open the Dashboard See the Burn Index

* tokenized derivatives, not actual shares. Not available in the US. Do not deposit more than you're ready to lose.

readme.txt — the honest scam

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What is $STONZI?

An on-chain ponzi on Robinhood Chain. You enter with $STONZI. You exit with Stock Tokens: tokenized NVDA, AAPL, GOOG, TSLA.

Early participants earn at the expense of late ones. The dashboard shows the exact number of days until death. Everybody knows. Everybody plays.

memecoin in → NVIDIA out. That's the whole trick.

deposit_split.sol — where your money goes (we actually tell you)

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Every deposit, split live

deposit(1000 STONZI) →

56% · stocks560→ Reward Pool

25% · redist250→ holders (RPT)

15% · burn150→ 0x…dEaD

4% · reserve40→ Agony Reserve (ETH)

claimRewards() pays you in Stock Tokens — not $STONZI, not ETH. Pick the stock, or split between several. Pull only: you claim, nobody pushes.

burn_index.exe — live death clock

Chapter 03 · Days until collapse

The countdown everyone can see

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burn_index = reserve_eth / (drip_per_hour × 24) · reserve: — ETH · drip: 0.05 ETH/h

Everyone sees this number. Everyone deposits anyway. This is the product.

reward_pool — the prize

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Rewards: Real* Stocks

Memecoin → memecoin is a closed loop of nothing. Memecoin → NVIDIA on your wallet is an anchor of value and a marketing hook in one. Traded 24/7 on Uniswap · Chainlink price feeds.

NVDA

tokenized-NVDA

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AAPL

tokenized-AAPL

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GOOG

tokenized-GOOG

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TSLA

tokenized-TSLA

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AMZN

tokenized-AMZN

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* tokenized derivatives, not actual shares. Not available in the US. New tickers by DAO vote.

lifecycle — the machine has three moods

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Normal → Agony → Collapse

Normal

Deposits flow. The reserve grows, the dashboard is green, everyone is a genius. The music plays.

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Agony

24h of silence flips reserveMode. Every hour the reserve drips into the pool. The Burn Index ticks down. Sweating intensifies.

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Collapse

Reserve hits zero. finalCollapse() hands the whole pool out pro-rata and freezes minting forever. F.

stonks_meter.sol — scientific instruments

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Stonks Meter™

STONKS MAN

buy/sell 24h · 30% | price 24h · 25% | volume/liquidity · 20% | burn index · 15% | depositors · 10%
>50 = STONKS (green) · <50 = NOT STONKS (red)

why_stocks — the whole pitch in one picture

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Memecoin vs. NVIDIA

Every other ponzi

memecoin → memecoin → memecoin → $0

A closed loop of nothing. When the music stops you're holding more of the same worthless token.

VS

memecoin → tokenized-NVDA on your wallet

You enter a degen ponzi and walk out with exposure to NVIDIA and Apple. Real* anchor, real hook.

cope_wall.log — voices from inside the pyramid

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The Cope Wall

faq.txt — questions you should have asked before depositing

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FAQ

Is this really a ponzi?

Yes. It says so in the name, the dashboard, the disclaimer, and the smart contract comments. The novelty is honesty, not denial.

How do I make money?

Deposit early, claim Stock Tokens funded by later deposits, and exit before the Burn Index hits zero. The exit timing is entirely your problem — that's the game.

What do I actually receive?

Tokenized stocks — NVDA, AAPL, GOOG, TSLA, AMZN — bought on-chain with 56% of every deposit and valued via Chainlink. You pick which one at claim, or split across several.

What happens when it collapses?

The Agony Reserve drips out over ~days, then finalCollapse() distributes the entire remaining pool pro-rata and freezes deposits. Claims still work forever. Nobody can rug what's already yours.

Can the team rug me?

The core is immutable and admin-less after launch. Stock Tokens in the pool belong to holders — there is no owner-withdrawal function. The only mutable thing is a registry pointer for the frontend.

Should I put my rent in this?

No. Do not deposit more than you're ready to donate to a stranger on the internet wearing a Robin Hood hat.

systems_status — everything ships at launch

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All Systems Live

No phased promises, no «coming soon». The whole machine switches on at once — from token to DAO.

System	What it does	Status
$STONZI token	Fair launch via Flap: bonding curve → graduation → Uniswap V2, LP locked, 5% tax fixed	● ONLINE
StonziCore	deposit / claim / buyback / Agony Reserve / finalCollapse	● ONLINE
StockRewardPool	NVDA · AAPL · GOOG · TSLA · AMZN rewards, multi-token claim, Chainlink feeds	● ONLINE
Burn Index + Stonks Meter	Live death clock and greed gauge on the dashboard	● ONLINE
Ponzi Leaderboard	Hold-time tracker, soul-bound badges (ERC-5192)	● ONLINE
Keeper bot	Hourly reserve drip + Stonks Meter market signals	● ONLINE
DAO	New stock tickers by vote, 1 STONZI = 1 vote, ×1.5 staked	● ONLINE

anti_rug.md — trust us (no seriously, it's on-chain)

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Anti-Rug

Fair launch via Flap. No pre-sale. No VC.
5% tax fixed at deploy. LP locked at graduation.
Contracts verified on Blockscout.
Stock Tokens in the Reward Pool belong to holders — the protocol can't take them back.
Automatic collapse: reserve hits 0 → everything is distributed. No exit scam needed — the exit is scheduled.
The protocol calls itself a pyramid. You cannot rug people who read the sign.

disclaimer.txt — read me and weep

Disclaimer

$STONZI IS A TRANSPARENT PONZI. COLLAPSE IS INEVITABLE.

Early earns at the expense of late. Stock Tokens are debt instruments, not equity. Not available in the US. The code is public. Everyone enters fully informed.

Do not deposit more than you're ready to donate to a stranger on the internet wearing a Robin Hood hat.

Enter the Ponzi anyway